Final Destination lol
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Re: Final Destination lol
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fatal escalators!!!
George Clooney- Member
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Re: Final Destination lol
I never understood the appeal of the Final Destination series. I absolutely adore horror films as a genre, but these movies make me scratch my head. Are people really that desperate to see kids their age die in freak, Rube Goldberg-eque fashions just to get a thrill? All of those 'impending doom' movies seem fairly retarded. If you're going to make Death into some sort of malevolent force, why cheapen the destruction with shit like 'OH NO THE SCREW IS TURNING BY ITSELF.' As soon as that sort of thing happens, it's just not scary anymore. It's fucking watered-down, Death-hiding-under-your-bed bullshit made for teenagers who can't handle the idea that a car could smear five people across a city intersection just because the driver wasn't paying attention; my generation would find it easier to believe that the red light short-circuited at just the same moment as the car's radio sparked, causing the driver to spill his coffee and look down for five seconds. And of course the airbag would explode at the wrong angle and break his neck.
I should find an old recording I did of overdubbing the first Final Destination and re-narrating it as 'The Invisible Man's Revenge.'
I should find an old recording I did of overdubbing the first Final Destination and re-narrating it as 'The Invisible Man's Revenge.'
Re: Final Destination lol
you obviously haven't built a 20 function contraption to kill someone. Then drop it onto someone else to get second kill out of it.
[ESG] dmitri- Member
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Re: Final Destination lol
+1
and +1
ya its kind of an odd concept for a movie, just watching people die. like jackass 3 is gonna be. brings me back to my gladatorial days, good times.
and +1
ya its kind of an odd concept for a movie, just watching people die. like jackass 3 is gonna be. brings me back to my gladatorial days, good times.
George Clooney- Member
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