Why I love SaigonTime M.D.

1. He brought a girl to the server.
2. He brought a girl to the server!!
4. SaigonTime's CTF_DeadSpace!
5.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Friday, June 05, 2009
10:46 PM - (skilled clan)DinnerTime, M.D.: I updated the map thread, I've been busy :3
10:46 PM - j5 | xexes: : 3
10:46 PM - (skilled clan)DinnerTime, M.D.: >:3
10:46 PM - j5 | xexes: o_0
10:46 PM - j5 | xexes: T_T
10:46 PM - (skilled clan)DinnerTime, M.D.: o_O
10:46 PM - j5 | xexes: 0_o
10:46 PM - j5 | xexes: o_0
10:47 PM - (skilled clan)DinnerTime, M.D.: @_@
10:47 PM - j5 | xexes: *pop*
10:47 PM - j5 | xexes: ._o
10:47 PM - (skilled clan)DinnerTime, M.D.: hurrr
10:47 PM - j5 | xexes: aww it was funny

agreed

Here's another reason to love me: I am awesome when stoned.


OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: god damn how did a virus get on this here computer now I cannot play me some fortress until this god damn thing finishes its scan
DHARMA AGENT: pr0ns
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: what
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: oh man
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: that is hella gross
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: besides I am more careful than that
DHARMA AGENT: I know
DHARMA AGENT: I am soooooo careful
DHARMA AGENT: but somehow
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: all using my Mac computer cause there ain't no mac virsuses
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: virsuses
DHARMA AGENT: it must have gotten in mine
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: wat
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: I figure
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: there are like little monster things
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: horny monster things
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and they sneak onto our computers at night
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and download Kazaa and download porn with it then get hella viruses on our hard drives
DHARMA AGENT: yes yes
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: then uninstall Kazaa before we wake up
DHARMA AGENT: :O
DHARMA AGENT: i dont even know kazaa
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and holy hell buy this crap or your background stays some retarded animated gif
DHARMA AGENT: thats how careful i am
DHARMA AGENT: i know
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: kazaa is basically a dinosaur
DHARMA AGENT: i had tons of problems
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: way back in the internet's infancy
DHARMA AGENT: zomg a dinosaur
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: there was this 'peer-to-peer' filesharing deal that was all the rage and a half
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: this was before the invention of rapidshare and megaupload, and before bittorrenting stuff faster than 5 k/bs was a reality.
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and this crap, Kazaa and Limewire, would install hella spyware from the get-go, and then 95% of the files available were infected too.
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and it was all shit quality too, so it was really sort of adding insult to injury.
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: man that was back in the day when a game that was over 800 megabytes on a body's hard drive was considered a memory hog
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go put my dentures in because I am hell of an old man or at least I feel like one
DHARMA AGENT: lulz
DHARMA AGENT: shit weed?
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: nah
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: just talking about old internet stuff
DHARMA AGENT: oh lol
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and you are all like 'I do not know what that is, grandaddy saigontime' and I am just all 'when I was your age we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow just to get a dial-up connection.'
DHARMA AGENT: lol
DHARMA AGENT: i was just sheltered
DHARMA AGENT: you are younger than me
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: 'when someone mentioned 'wireless,' the head of the local church would come on down and be all 'WHAT'S THIS BUSINESS, YOUNG MAN.'
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: what
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: I am...
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: damn
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: uh
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: wait I got my wallet right here
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: I am hell of twenty-one
DHARMA AGENT: ya
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: stone cold legal and feelin' like an old man
DHARMA AGENT: lol
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: damn this thing is has been scanning for 37 minutes and going
DHARMA AGENT: lol
DHARMA AGENT: fix it
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: I can't D:
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: I just sit and wait here
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and wonder why a hamburger isn't a nickel anymore
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and why they don't make shows like 'I Love Lucy'
DHARMA AGENT: lulz
DHARMA AGENT: or songs like grandma's feather bed?
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: sure why not
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: oh man
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: or 'my grandfather's clock'
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: damn
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: now that song is stuck in my head
DHARMA AGENT: lol u should make it for kareoke
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: no way
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: people would hear harpsichord and be all 'I AM OUT OF HERE LET'S GO TO THE HELL'S ANGELS BAR ACROSS THE STREET WHERE SOUNDS OF GUNFIRE ARE OFTEN HEARD.'

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OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: dude my computer is hella infected with the spywareness
BlueBreadTruck: damn...mine is going crazy also
BlueBreadTruck: my mouse is set to like 90000
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: jeez
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: I have also come to the conclusion that I am a super horrible player when stoned
BlueBreadTruck: possibly
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: I was on Fester's earlier
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and just getting rolled
BlueBreadTruck: i hear ya
BlueBreadTruck: the smoke is badddddd
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: and I was thinking 'man they should make a gametype where instead of killing each other, the object is to hug the best.'
BlueBreadTruck: WOW
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: but then everyone would play the heavy and win
BlueBreadTruck: .....so smoking crack i see
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: naj
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: ..
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: nah
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: crack kills
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: but weed is okay
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: haven't actually been like this in a while
BlueBreadTruck: really//// honestly that shit just puts me to sleep
OD-r | StonedTime M.D.[J5]: ha ha

You forgot 3 xexes...

Fill in the blank. It was intentional.
Saigon is so awesome he don't need none of that.