Sir Mootles' Application!

Many of you might know me as.... Sir Mootles, Moogles, or maybe even Moodles. Besides the naming concept, I have been playing on the CandyHouse server for the past two weeks and have made quite a good bunch of friends. (Jewsus, Swat, Smilax, and Killa.)

I believe I am qualified for J5 because of my abilities to induce rage as a spy and my overall roundness with all 3 Spy Cloak Watches. If I am not a Spy, I am equally good with the engineer.

After all the seriousness has died off, I can do many fun things like: party.

Please take me into consideration with my resume.

--Sir Mootles

hehe, your resume is impressive, but you might be a bit overqualified

He included me in his application, I have to say yes

Great, another nigger nub in the community. GTFO!

Oh no! Over qualified!

oh gawd its mootles D: lol i say yes :3 lets get some other peeps to say yes :3

Hey, Killa, my application isn't the right form because the layout was posted afterwards.

I believe it's fine though.

hmmm...
Spy...
Rage...

hmmm...

I think you are funny and i can only say yes.

I dont know who this guy really, seen him play a couple times though

Killa I don't care if you think I have no opinion so if you've come in this thread to tell me that you can go back to Mexico

lol runtime stop raging dam it i havnt said shit >.<
and mootles you are J5-r :>

Thank you very much.

Now do I just wait for the next promotion through being watched by other members or something?

No.
Your initiation will consist of the following:
- cursing two children off the server
- making ten children /ragequit
- and making twelve children horrified and /fearquit for their lives
- and at least one successful joke about the following categories
. - a blue bread truck with no windows
. - michael jackson
. - candy man
. * teletubies for a bonus point
Where, a childrun, is defined as any non-J5, non-regular player who is under the age of 18, has an extremely high voice, or has not gone through puberty.

You must also demonstrate a thorough knowledge of the use of farts, barney, and profane and shocking artwork viewable through 'sprays'.

Report back when your mission is complete.
Be brave and courageous, young lad.

-I believe that making the "18-year old 'girl'" Giggles counts as a ragequit child. Cursed, frightened with my spray, and she had a pretty high voice!
-She counts as 24 children.
-I can make JEwSUS laugh. Pun.
-I drove Blue during Badwater.
-My name is Michael and my music teacher's name is Mr. Jackson.
-I had a lollipop while playing.
*I was singing and dancing as a spy in 2fort.
-I have meatspin as my secondary spray.

Sir! I have dedicated my life to the force, Sir! I am ready for my Medal, Sir!

Kid spams forums too much

That was on purpose. All the latest post things had my name on it. I tried taking a screenie, but the bell rang a school.

Mission failed. I never spam though.

Well alrighty, then.

Honestly, I don't know you from Adam, so I can't say anything about you either way, as I've been working on my map and haven't done a whole lot in-game lately. We're fairly laid back here except when I drink too much.

One thing though: PLEASE try to keep the 4chan jokes to a minimum. An occasional 'this is why we can't have nice things' is fine, but there will be no shooping here. If you absolutely MUST shoop, please try to keep it to a weekly thing so the rest of us can take care of our whoops. Thanks.

Dr.Nurse.... ?
She's a regular (although not so regular) ... Fail. -__-
Other than that, I like this kid, let's start him off as the kindergarten teacher ... er... terrorizer.

It's been my lifelong goal.

Thank you Xexes.

Runtime wrote:Kid spams forums too much

he is 14, what do you expect?

You're 2 years older. What do I expect?

An arrogant, self-centered person trying to act superior to someone else just because of age. If you did a background check and found something wrong with me, sure, make fun of me. The thing is though that you don't know shit about me, so don't put me in the stereotypical group of teenagers. (Who also can't read reasons for the spamming 1 post after the quote.)


Anyways, you're just 2 years older, so you have no right to make fun of me for an age you and everyone else has gone through.



tl;dr: Sit Swaty.

he's 5 years older than you x) he is going to college mootles :3

I have been shown who is the boss.


Except you and your wrong info! calling him 16 in the other thread.

lol it was a joke :3

lol
mootles, swaty, if you didnt already know is the resident "insult man" you cant take anything he says seriously

Eh, I'm just naturally arguementative.